I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia
the year is 2032. the iphone 17 has just made it’s debut. you walk outside your front door to find U2 playing a free private concert for you
i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”
This is one of the best pictures of them I have seen.
if ur a humor blog u should reblog my selfies bc theyre a joke
*romantically calls you dude*